Shark Tank's Worst Deals

By Hedrick Lepsch


For any up and coming entrepreneur, it can be difficult to get your business up in the air. Sometimes it takes just a little more awareness of your company, other times you may just be in dire need of some investors. This is the platform for the hit television show on ABC, "Shark Tank."

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If you are ever planning on being on this show yourself, it would be helpful to have knowledge of business and know whether the deals you are dealt are good or not.

It would also be helpful to know whether your product is good enough, or if your proposal will be credible to the investors. Here are a few examples of the worst deals seen on "Shark Tank."

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2nd Place: Squirrel Boss. This deal was turned down not only because of the product itself but also because of the personality of the contestant. Michael had created a bird feeder that sends an electric shock to any squirrels that try to eat the bird feed from the bird feeder. Not only was the product a little scary, but the way it was presented was scary as well.

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1st Place: Dura-Tent. Dan expected a great offer for his product. It could have even been possible except for a few major errors that he made. First of all, the name of his product did not make any sense, and had little to do with the actual product. His presentation consisted mostly of talking about bug poop and he even lied to the sharks saying, "I know I told you I sold 50K units but it was really only 35K." Hopefully the horrible he was offered and declined will teach him his lesson.




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